PHAT TUESDAY
by Marian Belgray,
WET Events Committee member

Fat Tuesday at Fuel. What could be more fun?
It was a WET party in more ways than one.

The RedRum was flowin'
The boys were sweatin'
And on the dance floor
There was much heavy pettin'

Oh, it wasn't an orgy
No, nothing like that.
But beads were abundant,
It was all tit for tat.

God the Band was hot,
More Rock than Blues.
And of course there was Jarrell
On the ones and twos.We made a little dough
Selling WET tees
But what we got at the door!
On that you can't sneeze.

At the end of the eve
What I found most handy
Was the fact that we had
Twenty bowls of free candy.

WET women put together
One kick-ass event
And for such a good cause
There's no need to repent.